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If you did this by mistake and are rushing to push your "Back" button, STOP. I'm not as boring as I look.

Don't take yourself or others too seriously or you might end up like a disgruntled postal worker.

Do you ever see movies and say, "Hey! Wait! That shouldn't have happened like that!" or "Why didn't that idiot just do this?!" Well, I do too and I've put my findings on the web. This site shows you some of the goofs Hollywood made which I found.

Connect to this page to look at all of my information concerning As an avid (and probable insane) fan of the Fox network TV show, "The Simpsons" there is one WWW site which I love. This site is an archive of all of the Simpsons episodes inlcuding scripts of the episodes. In addition, here is a place with a lot of "The Simpsons" sounds, and this page also has a lot of great sounds.

If you live in the San Francisco Bay Area and watch the Simpsons then you can connect to this page to see what episodes are on tonight on UPN44. I have also included links to the scripts to these pages at the site with Simpsons episodes scripts menitoned above.

Click on this link to get to some of my favorite "The Simpsons" sounds.

Click on this link to get to some of my favorite sounds from the movie "Spaceballs"

Here you can see the web page of Mel Brooks' hilarious spoof of Star Trek and Star Wars, Spaceballs. Also, this is a link to what I believe to be Mel Brooks best and most hilarious work, History of the World Part I.

And, finally, the homepage of Mel Brooks.

Well, I'm 17 and was born on Flag Day. The three people in the universe who know what day flag day really is may pass over this part but for everyone else, it is June 14^th.

I live and go to school in San Francisco. The "institute of higher learning" which I attend is Sacred Heart Cathedral Preparatory, and in August 1996 I will be entering the 12th grade. It sits at the corner of Gough and Ellis streets which is right below Saint Mary's Cathedral . . . that would be the one which looks like a washing machine agitator.

Other than that, there isn't that much to say othr than I am and avid sportsfan and support the 49ers, Giants, and Warriors mainly but take more of a passing interest to other San Francisco Bay Area pro and college sports teams.

This page was written and designed by Miles Kaplan and can be easily blamed for everything within. Tell him what you think either here or here. Please, e-mail me . . . I get lonely.