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This is Reality
Things that irritate a sane person
  • People behind you on a supermarket line dash ahead of you to a counter just opening up.
  • You have to inform five different sales people in the same store that you're just browsing.
  • You reach under the table to pick something up and smash your head on the way up.
  • You can't look up a word in the dictionary because you don't know how to spell it.
  • You had that pen in your hand only a second ago and now you can't find it.
  • You have to try on sunglasses with that stupid plastic thing in the middle.
  • There are always one or two ice cubes that won't pop out of the tray.
  • The tiny red string on the Band-Aid wrapper never works for you.
  • You set the alarm on your digital clock for 7pm instead of 7am.
  • You can never put anything back in a box the way it came.
  • The elevator stops on every floor and nobody gets on.
  • The radio station doesn't tell you who sang the song.
  • You open a can of soup and the lid falls in.
  • You slice your tongue licking an envelope.

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