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ok! must share these with my kapwa (fellow) pinoys! enjoy! and if you don't get it... well just grab the nearest filipino and ask them to explain!
3 bears were driving on the road. They accidently drove off a cliff and into the water. Which bear did not get wet? --the dribear.
Which bear saw the accident? --the neighbear.
Which bear came out of the car safely? --the surbibear.
Which bear fixed the car? --MacGuyBear
There was a Filipino kindergarten teacher teaching her class how to do the hokey-pokey. She started off, "You put you right feet in, you put your right feet out, you put your right feet in..." Suddenly, one of the children said, "Teacher you have to say 'foot'." So the teacher said, "You 'foot' your right feet in, you 'foot' your right feet out..."
A filipino guy gets stopped by immigration at the airport. Immigration tells him "Use the words 'chicken not bread' in a sentence." The filipino looks around, puts a bag over a woman's head and yells, "Chee kennot bred! Chee kennot bred!" (accent of 'she cannot breathe)
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