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Dying Isang Pinoy galing sa Pinas ang nasa LAX customs inspection: Medyo kabado kasi may dalang daing(dried fish) sa loob ng maleta. INSPECTOR: What are these stuff in your suitcase? PINOY: Daing,sir! INSPECTOR: (Looking closely) No, they are not. PINOY: It's true sir. They are daing. INSPECTOR:
They are not dy-ing. These fish are already
dead.
More Pinoy Joks ALAM MO BA NA ANG PELIKULANG "MULAN" EH 5 PART SERIES? PART 1: "MAMBON" PART 2: "MULOG" PART 3: "MIDLAT" PART 4: "MULAN" COMING SOON PA ANG PART 5: "MARAW" NA! ********
ERAP ORDERS A PIZZA: WAITER: SIR DO YOU WANT ME TO CUT YOUR PIZZA INTO 4 OR 8? ERAP: 4 NA LANG, BAKA DI KO MAUBOS PAG 8. **********
PRESS: MR. PRES., WHAT CAN YOU SAY ABOUT THE VIOLENCE HERE IN THE PHILS? ERAP: I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO PLAY GUITAR...VIOLENCE PA!
New Erap Jokes:1. Erap and Loi were out on an Africen safari when suddenly a lion sprang out of nowhere and draged Loi with its jaws. Loi: Shoot! SHOOT! ERAP: I Can't !! La na akong Film!!
2. Erap was going to Malacanang when the security guard stopped him. Guard: Ang ID ninyo po? so nilabas ni erap ang ID niya. Guard: Um..Ipin ninyo Po. ... Erap smiled.
3.Jinggoy: "Daddy anong spelling ng saksesful? single ba o double "s"? Erap: tatlohin mo na para sigurado!
4. Erap and Gloria were at a meeting when they got hungry. Erap: bili tayo ng sopdrinks at mani. Gloria: Tinitigyawat ako sa mani e! Erap: O Talaga!? ako sa mukha tinitigyawat!
5. There was a mirror that eats liars. Pangit: I think I'm CUTE! - kinain siya. Taba: I think I'm SEXY! - kinain siya. Erap: I think.. - kinain na.
Miscellaneous:1. Sa honeymoon: Lalake: Darling - pwede? Babae: Meron ako e L: Sa pwet? B: May almoranas ako L: Sa bunganga? B: May sore throat ako -naasar si lalake- sinakal si babae at sinabi: WAG MONG SABIHING MAY SIPON KA RIN!!
2. "What's the color of my teeth" "Piiink!" "Let's try that again.....What's the color of my teeth?" "Piiink!" "Isa Pa Ha!! What's the color of my teeth?" "Pink maam!" "why? " "Nakalimutan nyo pustiso mo maam!"
3. Convict: Father, forgive me for I have sinned P: Sabihin mo lahat ng kasalanan mo anak. C: Father, pinapatay ko ang lahat ng naniniwala sa diyos. Kayo po ba Father naniniwala doon? P: Sinoyon?
4. Filipino in a French airline: Excuse me but is there a comfort room in this place? Stewardess: Wi Wi! Filipino: No - U U!!
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