Mini-me? Bah! This is Giant-Tom, towering over his foes on the intellectual battlefield. As we speak, valedictorian has been resoundly locked up by this fine specimen of humanity. His keen wit, sharp intelligence, and marvelous physique have made him the envy of College Park students school-wide! His scathing sarcasm has been known to crush freshmen and spontaneously combust annoying people. be forewarned, crossing this demigod would be unwise...